Liddy's questionnaire answers

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What do you consider your biggest strength?

My family and friends! Together we stand strong, that’s what my moemoe always said.

What’s your biggest weakness?

My siblings always told me I was very bad at washing dishes. I also cannot hold my drink very well, which is unfortunate considering my hometown makes beer and whiskey.

What is your favorite thing about your career?

I get to help people.

What is your biggest complaint about your job?

Not being able to see my family as much as I would like.

What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

My cousin Karl once was so drunk he decided he wanted to join the circus and tried to teach his pig to dance the loppetyhop.

What do you want other people to know about you?

I’m small but that just means I have easy access to kick you real hard in the shins and shrubbery-nuts. Don’t underestimate me.

What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?

… I danced the loppetyhop with a pig.. once.

Who is your hero?

Eyla Thomold. Also my moemoe.  

What is your biggest fear?

Losing my family. Also I don’t think I like worms.

What really makes you angry?

Injustice.

What’s your favorite pastime?

Eating good food in good company and dancing.

What is your proudest accomplishment?

I won first place in the annual beer-mush flinging competition two years in a row!

What would you change about yourself if you could?

I wish I was better at mending clothes and all that. My pants have had a hole in them for a long time and I’ve lost a lot of money.