Zayn's questionnaire answers

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What do you consider your biggest strength?

My Powlieteniss. I may not be smart, but me mum raysed me poliet.

What’s your biggest weakness?

I donnut want to make desissions.

What is your favorite thing about your career?

The spells are nise.

What is your biggest complaint about your job?

The vois. It likes riddels and tells me to do stuf. Is just weerd.

What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

A Orc that I tript into a pail of kowshit. He beet me for 2 ours.

What do you want other people to know about you?

I am looking for me mum. Have you seen her? Hoop sje is alife.

What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?

I misst my first el... elristsch blast... thingy.

Who is your hero?

Me mum. She was only one ho kared about me.

What is your biggest fear?

That me mum diet.

What really makes you angry?

Big peeples hitting and abbussing small uns.

What’s your favorite pastime?

Karfing wood. Talk wif annimals.

What is your proudest accomplishment?

Got big rubie out of a cave. Twas verie dif... difi... hard.

What would you change about yourself if you could?

Donnt want to be 2 persons. Orc. Human. Donnt know who I am.