Izzy's questionnaire answers

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What do you consider your biggest strength?

Being able to climb sheer rock faces with just my hands.

> I've got a way with people.

What’s your biggest weakness?

Lying about my biggest strength.

> Trusting the wrong characters.

What is your favourite thing about your career?

Going to new places, seeing the world.

> Finding soul mates.

What is your biggest complaint about your job?

Going to new places, seeing the world.

> My employers.

What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

A ladder coming down from a wall without warning.

> I once saw a kid tripping on a log, funniest shit I've ever seen

What do you want other people to know about you?

That I went out on my own terms.

> I'm very determined.

What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?

Hmmm, nothing comes to mind… Funny that.

> That's a matter of perspective; it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.

Who is your hero?

Anyone who can fly.

> I can't really think of any hero's I admire.

What is your biggest fear?

Ladders.

> Things staying the way they are.

What really makes you angry?

Ladders.

> Not having my way.

What’s your favorite pastime?

Lying around.

> I've found embroidery to be strangely relaxing.

What is your proudest accomplishment?

Not breaking my legs for thirty-two years.

> I've learned that pride is the devil. And Sometimes your greatest accomplishment can be your greatest downfall.

What would you change about yourself if you could?

My legs.

> I'd like to be able to trust on my strengths again.