Izzy's questionnaire answers

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What do you consider your biggest strength?

Being able to climb sheer rockfaces with just my hands.

> Aren't you a little proud for a dead man?

What’s your biggest weakness?

Lying about my biggest strength.

> Lies require commitment

What is your favorite thing about your career?

Going to new places, seeing the world.

> A carreer is wonderfull...

What is your biggest complaint about your job?

Going to new places, seeing the world.

> ...and you ended up with it curled up on a cold night.

What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

A ladder coming down from a wall without warning.

> It was a stand up performance

What do you want other people to know about you?

That I went out on my own terms.

> You sure 'went out' on your own.

What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?

Hmmm, nothing comes to mind… Funny that.

> Well, anger and embarrassment are often neighbors.

Who is your hero?

Anyone who can fly.

> Yeah, flying is great.

What is your biggest fear?

Ladders.

> Being scared is part of life... and death.

What really makes you angry?

Ladders.

> ... see?

What’s your favorite pastime?

Lying around.

> Sloth!

What is your proudest accomplishment?

Not breaking my legs for thirty-two years.

> Pride comes before the fall...

What would you change about yourself if you could?

My legs.

> Made me think... I have good legs, and why to hide them?