Barnum effect

Dannark has provided us with another lousy job.

A semi security detail for a famous bard called Cobblar Languid, we're supposed to expedite the travel from venue to venue,

It's absolute chaos. And of course Kieran is hitting on Cobblar. I should be cheering on that behavior, his temptation is... tempring. But right now I'm more concerned about our own safety. Standing between Cobblar and the fans is absolute mayhem.

Luckily we can catch a breather while she's playing. You can't get better places to see the show than what we have now.

I felt my companions looking at me when Cobblar announced "I knew you were trouble". Almost flattering.

Her songs are catchy and every now and then you may wonder, is this song about me?

It can't be just me, perhaps the others recognize themselves in some of her songs too...

Climbling trees (Wildest Dreams)

Walk out this encampment, away from all the Orc boys"

I thought Heaven can't help me now

Nothing lasts forever

But this is gonna take me down

You were so sweet, and pretty as well

You loved me, and I miss you so much.

I can see the end as it begins

My one condition is

Say you'll remember me

Standing in a nice dress

Staring at the chains, babe

Red lips and rosy cheeks

Say you'll see me again

Even when I'm just climbing trees, ah-ah, ha

Climbing trees, ah-ah, ha

Sweet Beautiful Tragic

Long handwritten note

Deep in your pocket

Words, how little they mean

When you're being dishonest

I stood right by your side

Your face in the lockpicks

Good girls, in need they'll be and I'll come running

We had a beautiful magic love there

What a sad beautiful tragic love affair

Bear (Red)

Loving him is like driving a wild animal down a dead end street

Faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly

Loving him is like trying to ride a bear

Once you're already flying through the free fall

Like the colors in autumn, so bright, just before you fall

Bruises so blue, like I'd never known

Bite marks in my neck, all to see

Forgetting him was like trying to know

Somebody livin' under ground

But loving him was red

A drawf wild like a bear

Love him like a bear

Better than revenge

She's not a saint and she's not what you think

She's an actress, whoa

She's better known for the things that she does

On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find

Stealing other people's toys on the playground

Won't make you many friends

She should keep in mind

She should keep in mind

There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha