Harpin's questionnaire answers

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What do you consider your biggest strength?

My size.

What’s your biggest weakness?

Physically? My strength. But I can't ever stop worrying about if I've done the right thing!

What is your favorite thing about your career?

It is a chance to do the right thing, in the right way, for the right people.

What is your biggest complaint about your job?

Noone takes me seriously.

What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

There was this rat, a big chunky one at that! Belly the size of an apple pie. He had this... he had this, ha! A huge sausage roll. Bigger than him! And he... he was... pffrrt - he was trying to get that Up. The. Stairs! Tumbled over like fifteen times, but always getting right back to it. And then Marlowe said to my other pop, he said: "You could learn a thing or two from that fat bugger. Like how to get a proper excercise routine!!"

What do you want other people to know about you?

Overlooking me is a mistake.

What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?

Tore my pants when I climbed over a fence. Tore them all the way off! I still have nightmares about it.

Who is your hero?

My fathers. Their kindness is the best thing I've ever witnessed.

What is your biggest fear?

Being left behind, being forgotten.

What really makes you angry?

Injustice and unkindness.

What’s your favorite pastime?

Reading!

What is your proudest accomplishment?

There are actually quite a few things I found out or retrieved that would have taken others weeks, if they could do it at all! Instead, I got things done in a jiffy!

What would you change about yourself if you could?

I could do with a little more patience, honestly.