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[[File:Patented Questionnaire.jpg|thumb]]'''We can find you your perfect life partner, guaranteed!'''  
[[File:Patented Questionnaire.jpg|thumb]]After having a crack at the poor skeleton Izzy decided to join the rest and actually fill out the questionnaire:
 
 
'''We can find you your perfect life partner, guaranteed!'''  


'''Just fill out our patented questionnaire below and drop it off at our office on Wonder Way.'''
'''Just fill out our patented questionnaire below and drop it off at our office on Wonder Way.'''
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What do you consider your biggest strength?
What do you consider your biggest strength?


''Being able to climb sheer rockfaces with just my hands.''
''Being able to climb sheer rock faces with just my hands.''


> Aren't you a little proud for a dead man?
> I've got a way with people.




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''Lying about my biggest strength.''
''Lying about my biggest strength.''


> Lies require commitment
> Trusting the wrong characters.
 




What is your favorite thing about your career?
What is your favourite thing about your career?


''Going to new places, seeing the world.''
''Going to new places, seeing the world.''


> A carreer is wonderfull...
> Finding soul mates.




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''Going to new places, seeing the world.''
''Going to new places, seeing the world.''


> ...and you ended up with it curled up on a cold night.
> My employers.




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''A ladder coming down from a wall without warning.''
''A ladder coming down from a wall without warning.''


> It was a stand up performance
> I once saw a kid tripping on a log, funniest shit I've ever seen




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''That I went out on my own terms.''
''That I went out on my own terms.''


> You sure 'went out' on your own.
> I'm very determined.




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''Hmmm, nothing comes to mind… Funny that.''
''Hmmm, nothing comes to mind… Funny that.''


> Well, anger and embarrassment are often neighbors.
> That's a matter of perspective; it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.




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''Anyone who can fly.''
''Anyone who can fly.''


> Yeah, flying is great.
> I can't really think of any hero's I admire.




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''Ladders.''
''Ladders.''


> Being scared is part of life... and death.
> Things staying the way they are.




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''Ladders.''
''Ladders.''


> ... see?
> Not having my way.




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''Lying around.''
''Lying around.''


> Sloth!
> I've found embroidery to be strangely relaxing.
 




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''Not breaking my legs for thirty-two years.''
''Not breaking my legs for thirty-two years.''


> Pride comes before the fall...
> I've learned that pride is the devil. And Sometimes your greatest accomplishment can be your greatest downfall.




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''My legs.''
''My legs.''


> Made me think... I have good legs, and why to hide them?
> I'd like to be able to trust on my strengths again.

Revision as of 14:11, 3 May 2022

After having a crack at the poor skeleton Izzy decided to join the rest and actually fill out the questionnaire:


We can find you your perfect life partner, guaranteed!

Just fill out our patented questionnaire below and drop it off at our office on Wonder Way.

Then our expert staff will match you with the right person in a matter of days!


What do you consider your biggest strength?

Being able to climb sheer rock faces with just my hands.

> I've got a way with people.


What’s your biggest weakness?

Lying about my biggest strength.

> Trusting the wrong characters.


What is your favourite thing about your career?

Going to new places, seeing the world.

> Finding soul mates.


What is your biggest complaint about your job?

Going to new places, seeing the world.

> My employers.


What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

A ladder coming down from a wall without warning.

> I once saw a kid tripping on a log, funniest shit I've ever seen


What do you want other people to know about you?

That I went out on my own terms.

> I'm very determined.


What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?

Hmmm, nothing comes to mind… Funny that.

> That's a matter of perspective; it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.


Who is your hero?

Anyone who can fly.

> I can't really think of any hero's I admire.


What is your biggest fear?

Ladders.

> Things staying the way they are.


What really makes you angry?

Ladders.

> Not having my way.


What’s your favorite pastime?

Lying around.

> I've found embroidery to be strangely relaxing.


What is your proudest accomplishment?

Not breaking my legs for thirty-two years.

> I've learned that pride is the devil. And Sometimes your greatest accomplishment can be your greatest downfall.


What would you change about yourself if you could?

My legs.

> I'd like to be able to trust on my strengths again.