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After having a crack at the poor skeleton Izzy decided to join the rest and actually fill out the questionnaire.<br/>
'''Just fill out our patented questionnaire below and drop it off at our office on Wonder Way.'''
The answers of the other party members can be found [[Patented questionnaire|here]].<br/>
 
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'''Then our expert staff will match you with the right person in a matter of days!'''
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'''We can find you your perfect life partner, guaranteed!''' <br/>
 
'''Just fill out our patented questionnaire below and drop it off at our office on Wonder Way.''' <br/>
What do you consider your biggest strength?
'''Then our expert staff will match you with the right person in a matter of days!'''<br/>
 
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''Being able to climb sheer rockfaces with just my hands.''
What do you consider your biggest strength?<br/>
 
''I've got a way with people.''<br/>
> Aren't you a little proud for a dead man?
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What’s your biggest weakness?<br/>
 
''Trusting the wrong characters.''<br/>
What’s your biggest weakness?
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What is your favorite thing about your career?<br/>
''Lying about my biggest strength.''
''Finding soul mates.''<br/>
 
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> Lies require commitment
What is your biggest complaint about your job?<br/>
 
''My employers.''<br/>
 
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What is your favorite thing about your career?
What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?<br/>
 
''I once saw a kid tripping on a log, funniest shit I've ever seen''<br/>
''Going to new places, seeing the world.''
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What do you want other people to know about you?<br/>
> A carreer is wonderfull...
''I'm very determined.''<br/>
 
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What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?<br/>
What is your biggest complaint about your job?
''That's a matter of perspective; it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.''<br/>
 
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''Going to new places, seeing the world.''
Who is your hero?<br/>
 
''I can't really think of any heroes I admire.''<br/>
> ...and you ended up with it curled up on a cold night.
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What is your biggest fear?<br/>
 
''Things staying the way they are.''<br/>
What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?
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What really makes you angry?<br/>
''A ladder coming down from a wall without warning.''
''Not having my way.''<br/>
 
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> It was a stand up performance
What’s your favorite pastime?<br/>
 
''I've found embroidery to be strangely relaxing.''<br/>
 
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What do you want other people to know about you?
What is your proudest accomplishment?<br/>
 
''I've learned that pride is the devil. And sometimes your greatest accomplishment can be your greatest downfall.''<br/>
''That I went out on my own terms.''
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What would you change about yourself if you could?<br/>
> You sure 'went out' on your own.
''I'd like to be able to trust on my strengths again.''<br/>
 
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What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?
 
''Hmmm, nothing comes to mind… Funny that.''
 
> Well, anger and embarrassment are often neighbors.
 
 
Who is your hero?
 
''Anyone who can fly.''
 
> Yeah, flying is great.
 
 
What is your biggest fear?
 
''Ladders.''
 
> Being scared is part of life... and death.
 
 
What really makes you angry?
 
''Ladders.''
 
> ... see?
 
 
What’s your favorite pastime?
 
''Lying around.''
 
> Sloth!
 
 
What is your proudest accomplishment?
 
''Not breaking my legs for thirty-two years.''
 
> Pride comes before the fall...
 
 
What would you change about yourself if you could?
 
''My legs.''
 
> Made me think... I have good legs, and why to hide them?

Latest revision as of 08:02, 9 June 2022

After having a crack at the poor skeleton Izzy decided to join the rest and actually fill out the questionnaire.
The answers of the other party members can be found here.


We can find you your perfect life partner, guaranteed!
Just fill out our patented questionnaire below and drop it off at our office on Wonder Way.
Then our expert staff will match you with the right person in a matter of days!

What do you consider your biggest strength?
I've got a way with people.

What’s your biggest weakness?
Trusting the wrong characters.

What is your favorite thing about your career?
Finding soul mates.

What is your biggest complaint about your job?
My employers.

What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?
I once saw a kid tripping on a log, funniest shit I've ever seen

What do you want other people to know about you?
I'm very determined.

What’s something embarrassing you’ve done?
That's a matter of perspective; it's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.

Who is your hero?
I can't really think of any heroes I admire.

What is your biggest fear?
Things staying the way they are.

What really makes you angry?
Not having my way.

What’s your favorite pastime?
I've found embroidery to be strangely relaxing.

What is your proudest accomplishment?
I've learned that pride is the devil. And sometimes your greatest accomplishment can be your greatest downfall.

What would you change about yourself if you could?
I'd like to be able to trust on my strengths again.